Onee-chan, Can I have one of your cheesecakes?
me

me

diggly:

not a lie

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

imnotjailbait:

slihgtlydyslexic:

where did he go

hell

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.

I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

artemuscain-thespoopyone:

kenborden:

wow i can’t believe egoraptor has his own movie

Does he lose the tournament by not reading instructions?

artemuscain-thespoopyone:

kenborden:

wow i can’t believe egoraptor has his own movie

Does he lose the tournament by not reading instructions?

kama-blackbird:

If you don’t think this is the cutest freaking DLC in history, I don’t know what to do with you.

i do need to download this and the other DLCs. It looks freaking adorable